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Old 29-10-2007, 06:44
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Tanapa harus menciderai moyet2 yang suka menggangu waktu kita makan.

Sediakan tulang ayam sisa makan, taburkan sambel pedas botolan dipermukaan, kemudian berikan ke monyet dan jangan dilempar.

Hasilnya, mereka akan kepedesan dan pergi tidak kembali lagi.

Semoga berhasil.

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Old 29-10-2007, 07:57
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wakakak... aya aya wae si bapak, gara2 dikasih tulang ayam disambelin, besoknya mereka balas dendam mengobrak-abrik barak kita...
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Old 29-10-2007, 08:04
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bwhahahaha..kasihan banget tuh monyet..

Siap-siap aja es kelapa muda. Kali aja tuh monyet datang lagi, bilangin ke tuh monyet klo es-nya buat penawar pedes... hehehehe
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Old 29-10-2007, 08:31
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dipanggil'in bapak n om'nya yg namanya sun go kong or Hanoman bisa berabe kita hehe...

btw... nice info... tapi monyet juga makan ayam toh??? baru tahu nih... kukira monyet vegetarian
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Old 29-10-2007, 08:53
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wakakak... aya aya wae si bapak, gara2 dikasih tulang ayam disambelin, besoknya mereka balas dendam mengobrak-abrik barak kita...
Ooooiiiii Boahaya ....... pagi2 udah OL aja ...... kagak ngantuk ... ???
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Old 29-10-2007, 08:54
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Tuh monyet kalau kesono lagi, ta bawain topi miring campur sirop...
biar pada enjoy di lapangan ....kakak...kikik... oekkkk....eeeekkk..
Masa ransel ok..euy.. ogut ada isi coklat kit kat di robek-robek.....
Awas tuh monyet... pasti ada balesannya....
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Old 29-10-2007, 09:03
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Tuh monyet kalau kesono lagi, ta bawain topi miring campur sirop...
biar pada enjoy di lapangan ....kakak...kikik... oekkkk....eeeekkk..
Masa ransel ok..euy.. ogut ada isi coklat kit kat di robek-robek.....
Awas tuh monyet... pasti ada balesannya....
dendam? hahaha... awas lho dipanggil'in raja monyet... dipentung.. puyenk kita hhehe...
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Dasar monyet nya gak sekolah...masa tau ada coklat didalam tas, bukannya di buka resleting nya....tapi malah di robek......
Coba kalau pake buka resleting kan gak dendam....
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Old 29-10-2007, 09:32
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Tuh monyet kalau kesono lagi, ta bawain topi miring campur sirop...
biar pada enjoy di lapangan ....kakak...kikik... oekkkk....eeeekkk..
Masa ransel ok..euy.. ogut ada isi coklat kit kat di robek-robek.....
Awas tuh monyet... pasti ada balesannya....
Kalo topi miring mah....udeh kebal om, 5 bulan yg lalu pagi-pagi kite kasih Jhonny Walker di sikat juga..pake nambah lagi...
Yg serunya habis kena JW die malah nangkep monyet cewe...trus...di...
Wakakkakkkkkk....ampe 2 kali....show time.
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Old 29-10-2007, 09:35
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Dasar monyet nya gak sekolah...masa tau ada coklat didalam tas, bukannya di buka resleting nya....tapi malah di robek......
Coba kalau pake buka resleting kan gak dendam....
Mestinya nati coklatnya campur dikit sama chloroform, dijamin tidur sampe kita pulang.

He he
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Old 29-10-2007, 09:39
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Ooooiiiii Boahaya ....... pagi2 udah OL aja ...... kagak ngantuk ... ???
Gak Oom dah segeran.
Thanks, kapan lagi bisa ketawa yak
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Old 29-10-2007, 09:40
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Tanapa harus menciderai moyet2 yang suka menggangu waktu kita makan.

Sediakan tulang ayam sisa makan, taburkan sambel pedas botolan dipermukaan, kemudian berikan ke monyet dan jangan dilempar.

Hasilnya, mereka akan kepedesan dan pergi tidak kembali lagi.
Tambahan saran pak..Ngasih makannya pake baju batik ..kayak pak lurah.....
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Old 29-10-2007, 10:17
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Oiiii gila semua ya udah pada OL lagi......
mending tuh monyet kita bakar aja disamping ikan pake bumbu kecap.
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Old 29-10-2007, 10:25
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wakakak... aya aya wae si bapak, gara2 dikasih tulang ayam disambelin, besoknya mereka balas dendam mengobrak-abrik barak kita...
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hari ini ada penataran kilat di kerajaan monyet peucang; semua monyet2 harus dan wajib ikut itu penataran p4: periksa pakan pada pemberian,
rakyat monyet harus lihat2 siapa yg memberi makan;

- kalau di lempar, mungkin makanan nya aman.
- kalau ngga di lempar, alias di anterin baek2 en di tarok diatas meja baek2.. liat lagi:
-- apa yg ngasih pake baju batik tangan panjang?
-- apa wajahnya mengayomi sembari senyum2?
--- kalo iya, makanan itu harus di cuci dulu di laut sebelum boleh dimakan, atau malahan jangan dimakan sekalian... daripada ntar tu mmonyet abis makan pada uuhh.. aahh.. uuuhh.. aaahh... hahaha..

gitu ya kira2? batik + mengayomi = meracuni? hahahaha....

.. To, foto racun udah disebarin di kantor blon?
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Old 29-10-2007, 10:30
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Oiiii gila semua ya udah pada OL lagi......
mending tuh monyet kita bakar aja disamping ikan pake bumbu kecap.
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iya euy.. badan rasanya kayak abis di gebukin..

tadi malem malah ada yg punya ide:
tangkep aja tuh babi, kita bakar.. paling besok di suruh mbayar..

sapa tuh yg ngasih ide? ngacung!
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Old 29-10-2007, 10:42
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hari ini ada penataran kilat di kerajaan monyet peucang; semua monyet2 harus dan wajib ikut itu penataran p4: periksa pakan pada pemberian,
rakyat monyet harus lihat2 siapa yg memberi makan;

- kalau di lempar, mungkin makanan nya aman.
- kalau ngga di lempar, alias di anterin baek2 en di tarok diatas meja baek2.. liat lagi:
-- apa yg ngasih pake baju batik tangan panjang?
-- apa wajahnya mengayomi sembari senyum2?
--- kalo iya, makanan itu harus di cuci dulu di laut sebelum boleh dimakan, atau malahan jangan dimakan sekalian... daripada ntar tu mmonyet abis makan pada uuhh.. aahh.. uuuhh.. aaahh... hahaha..

gitu ya kira2? batik + mengayomi = meracuni? hahahaha....

.. To, foto racun udah disebarin di kantor blon?
Foto dah aku shared.
Kayaknya ada yang nyangkut.
Kita lihat aja ntar, nah kalo ada yang mabok paling foto graber yang ditanyain.
Hmm, jadi guide gitu.
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Old 29-10-2007, 16:32
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Dasar monyet nya gak sekolah...masa tau ada coklat didalam tas, bukannya di buka resleting nya....tapi malah di robek......
Coba kalau pake buka resleting kan gak dendam....

Ha3, kalau yang dibuka retsleting celana karena dikira ada pisang di dalamnya apa ngga lebih dendam?
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iya euy.. badan rasanya kayak abis di gebukin..

tadi malem malah ada yg punya ide:
tangkep aja tuh babi, kita bakar.. paling besok di suruh mbayar..

sapa tuh yg ngasih ide? ngacung!
sama neh bos... badan ane juga serasa abis di keroyok org sekampung..

hahahaha..... idenya siapa tuh bos....hahahahaha
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Old 29-10-2007, 21:42
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iya euy.. badan rasanya kayak abis di gebukin..

tadi malem malah ada yg punya ide:
tangkep aja tuh babi, kita bakar.. paling besok di suruh mbayar..

sapa tuh yg ngasih ide? ngacung!

ternyata bukan cuma gue doank yang badannya remuk...

jangankan babi....ikan bakar aja ga abis....hehehe....
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Old 29-10-2007, 22:10
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