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Old 12-02-2008, 15:40
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Default "Air Sperma Pria buat umpan ikan Mas"

Sebelumnya minta maaf nich kl kata2 ak agak sedikit krng berkenan...
begini critanya: waktu kemarin posting umpan ikan tombro...teman kantor sebelah ak bilang...bang elo mancing ikan mas pake umpan apaan??
Ak jawab aja mendetil semua umpan yg ak tau...eh ujung2nya di bilang :
"gw kasih tau ma elo yah...waktu dulu kawan gw mancing ikan mas...ikut lomba...di ujung umpannya dikasih "Sperma" (maaf kl sedikit kasar kata2 ak)...ak jd binun and ketawa terbahak2..elo tuch yg bener aja ngasih saran...trus di bilang beneran...temen gw ikut lomba pake minyak begituan bisa jd juara???ak jd binun...apa bener sperma bisa buat ramuan and campuran diumpan????mohon petunjuknya...kl menurut perkiraan ak...sapa coba yg mau buang tai macan cuma buat lomba mancing ikan mas??mohon petunjuknya..apa bener yg kawan ak katakan???ditunggu reportnya yah...
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Old 12-02-2008, 15:49
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@bam gdar : Wah... wah... wah... ada2 aja nech... Walaupun benar jg ndak bakalann dech pake umpan yg begituan, msh banyak kok umpan2 yg lain. Hiii.....
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Old 12-02-2008, 15:59
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Mungkin bisa bro..khan sperma emang ada unsur orgasmnya ... cuman siapa yang mau ngelakuin masa ... rela sich cuma mau dapet ikan mesti...ngerelain dapetin nutrisi tersebut ..
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Old 12-02-2008, 16:17
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kalau sampai spermanya membuahi sel telur ikan betina,
nanti bakalan ada species ikan aneh yang baru...
wakakakak
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Old 12-02-2008, 16:29
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aya-aya wae aaahhh....
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Old 12-02-2008, 16:34
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sudah mau kiamat kah dunia mancing kolam ???? hehehe
ampun deh,,,, kan masi banyak jurus lainnya,,,,, kalo kena ikan mas betina jadinya bukan ikan mas lagi dong,,,, hahaha.
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Old 12-02-2008, 16:35
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wah masih banyak umpan yang lain mas terlalu extrime tuh mas masa tega mas cairan kita sendiri buat umpan ikan mas buat lomba lagi hahahaha.....itumah udah kelewat mas jangan lah bisa marah nanti yang di Atas hehe....
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Old 12-02-2008, 16:52
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wah masih banyak umpan yang lain mas terlalu extrime tuh mas masa tega mas cairan kita sendiri buat umpan ikan mas buat lomba lagi hahahaha.....itumah udah kelewat mas jangan lah bisa marah nanti yang di Atas hehe....
hehehehe coba siapa yang mau jadi sukarelawan ...yang mau praktek....and segera bikin fr nya .....kalo newbie nanti dech ..kalo emang udah nggak ada organisme yang bisa dipakai buat umpan ....
Mohon maaf bro ... bukan maksudnya meremehkan bro ... sekali lagi maaf .. tapi secara teoritis sich kemungkinan bisa ... malah ikan lele juga gemar sekali melahap hasil pembuangan limbah yang kita hasilkan .... ( maaf kalau ada yang belum mengerti maksud newbie )
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Old 12-02-2008, 16:58
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Gak lah, gw udah puluhan tahun mancing di empang ; mikut yg galatama, yg kilo gebrus, yg harian, yg gaplehan, yg borong empang, dsb dsb.... gak pernah ada nyang begituan tuch....

Pak Bambang, mungkin teman anda becanda doank akh.....
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Old 12-02-2008, 18:10
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Kalo sy ... mohon maaf...kok tega amat sih "rela merendahkan diri" hanya untuk ikan. Masih banyak trik & umpan yang jauh lebih bagus...!

Apa gak ingat asal muasal kita dari "cairan" itu.

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Old 12-02-2008, 18:14
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Janganlah, sperma kita itu mulia. Tuhan menciptakan untuk hal-hal yang mulia jangan kita menghinakan diri kita dengan hal-hal yang merendahkan harkat manusia om
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Old 13-02-2008, 02:05
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Quote:
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kalau sampai spermanya membuahi sel telur ikan betina,
nanti bakalan ada species ikan aneh yang baru...
wakakakak
Namanya "Orang Mas"
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Old 13-02-2008, 08:19
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makasih atas reportnya...yah maklumlah namanya pendapat teman...kita juga gak tau usulnya dpt ditrima dng akal sehat tp yg pasti kl menurut ak sich...sperma yg ditaburkan di umpan mungkin sebagai perangsang umpan saja...spt minyak deho dll...jd fungsi hanya sebagai perangsang doank...tp yg gak abiz pikir..apa tuch ikan ga eneg yah kl ngedus or makan umpan kita pake begituan haaaaaaa
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Old 13-02-2008, 08:39
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Bisa aja sich, mengingat protein yang dikandung sperma itu konon tinggi.. secara ikan mas kan paling doyan umpan yang berprotein tinggi. cuma apa ada orang yang rela buang calon anak cuma buat bikin umpan? Lagian kan pada umumnya ccnya dikit, cuma beberapa tetes doang..mana bisa buat mancing sampai siang??

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Old 13-02-2008, 09:01
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najis itu mas.............
sampe sebegitunya, masih banyak umpan lain yang bagus kok, asal mau modal....

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Old 13-02-2008, 09:02
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Gile men........... kalo ada umpan gitu bisa jadi juara, gw kawin sama orang ( sorry ngga mau sama nyemot... ) jokes om...he3
wah gawat neh kalo cewek2 makan tu ikan bisa2..... ih serem..... he3.....
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Old 13-02-2008, 09:25
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Supaya hanyir/amis kali yaa huekekekkk..
Masih banyak kali yg bisa bikin umpan lebih berbau amis..

BTW, Apa ga cepet basi yaa...

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Old 13-02-2008, 09:37
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waduh ngak lah kalo sampe gitu, kebayang ngak kalo kita ikut galatama 3 jam, sedang sperma kita berapa banyak sih ???, masa kita mau ke panti pijat ngumpulin sperma orang2??? masih banyaklah mas umpan2 lain yang jitu. Mas bei aja bisa juara satu galatama dpt motor tanpa umpan sprema... ha ha ha
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Old 13-02-2008, 10:30
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hati2 lho kalo berani2 pake campuran umpan gituan...ntar SIM nya bisa dicabut nyonya...karena alasan pergi mancing, koq pulang2 nya bawa "botol" kosong..???...kemane ente hee???!!
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Old 13-02-2008, 10:53
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serem ah kalau ada yg praktek gituan... ntar ikannya kena penyakit yg aneh2 lagi.. ada yg kena HIV segala...
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